T: no! No!
M: what’s up?
T: they’re going to take the bed! No!
M: who’s going to take the bed?
T: the termites!
M: there are no termites.
T: yes. There are! And they’re coming for us!
***Update: I told him about this when he woke up this morning. I got about halfway through, and he said “But the termites were going to eat our bed! I had to tell them off!”***