I just finished a 1am feeding when this conversation happened in about 30 seconds. There was more dialogue than this, but he was talking very quickly and kept repeating himself.
T: What! What! What what! Where is my head? My head? What am I doing?
M: It’s time for sleeping honey, it’s the middle of the night.
T: But what’s with my head? Was my elbow up like this? What am I doing? Where does my head go?
M: Down on the pillow honey.
T: Face up or on the side?
M: Whatever is more comfortable.
T: My butt hurts.
**Cue me trying to stifle laughter unsuccessfully**
M: It’s still time for sleeping. Go back to sleep honey.
T: But what if I don’t want to?
M: You don’t have to, but it IS still the middle of the night.
T: It’s not… It’s not… It’s not… You’re just there… Laughing. Give me a break I just woke up. You don’t get it.
I then recapped the conversation for him, he remembered bits, but not most of it. Boy, do I love this man. He definitely keeps things interesting.
#SleepTalkAdventures 