T: No No, wait! wait! Wait!! What’s dropping first?
M: Nothing is dropping, Honey.
T: Yes they were (points up to the ceiling) It was 300 pounds of it. *unintelligible mumbling* but the dropping… and it’s coming down…
M: Nobody was dropping anything.
T: Are you sure? My ankles hurt.
…”My ankles hurt” – His ankles would be crushed if someone dropped a 300 lb thing on them from 15 feet up (or however high the vaulted ceiling in our bedroom is).