It was a busy night last night. 3 distinct episodes. 3 in one night is super rare. (We just celebrated 4 years of marriage. #Best4YearsOfMyLife. These happened on our wedding anniversary)
#1
T: “May I have it? May-may I have it, please? *At this point he begins forcibly shoving his pillow at me.* Please! Please! May I have it? May I have-have it, please.”
Me: yes, you may. Here you go. (While trying to stifle laughter and give his pillow back.)
T: “May i– please. Wait. What are you doing? What are you giving me? I don’t want anything… What? What? What? …. What did I do?”
I told him. It took me telling him 4 times, in detail, before he believed me. (I’ve also realized that he stutters quite a bit when he sleep talks.)
#2
I just laughed with this one. I didn’t even try to figure out what was going on. (Tyler was pointing at me, and occasionally pushing pillows at me to keep me away.)
T: “No no no no no. Just you stay away from me with your disgustingness. You can just – No no no no no. You’re gross and I don’t want it. Point that somewhere else. It’s going to explode and get your grossness all over the place. No no no. It’s gross and disgusting and stinky, slimy, sticky… Eeeww. Get it away. Yeah just walk away from our executive board room of awesomeness. That puss filled, oozing, grossness. It’s gonna explode.
What are you laughing at? He was there with his gross invention. He just brought it into the office. Stop trying to make me explain my dreams. I’m asleep. And you’re gross.”
#HappyAnniversaryToUs #ApparentlyImGross
#3
T: He did it.
M: Who did it?
T: I’m just so proud of him. He pulled himself to a stand in my knee. He’s so good at it.
M: The Gator?
T: Yeah. He’s just awesome. … The Gator’s asleep in his bed by the way. You should go to sleep too. You need it.
#DadLife #HeLovesHisBoys #HesAGreatDad #SoProud
#SleepTalkAdventures 