Last night was one of my favorite middle of the night conversations.
The scene: 3:45 am, I am returning to be after getting The Major (6 months) back to sleep.
Tyler: NO! You stop right there!
Me: I’m just getting back in bed Tyler.
Tyler: You can’t keep doing this, Megan.
Me: I can’t keep doing what?
Tyler: you keep going around and biting people every 15 minutes. You can’t do that!
Me: Biting people?
Tyler: yeah! You just… you… and the biting…
(this is the part where he starts to wake up and trail off, and I try really hard not to laugh)
Me: what are you talking about?
Tyler: *mumbles* followed by: you never understand me in my sleep…
#SleepTalkAdventures 